And by "moves," I am, of course, referring to touchdown moves.
Going head to head this Super Bowl Sunday are...
New York Giants' wide receiver Victor Cruz, he of the hip-swiveling "Touchdown Salsa" dance:
and fellow wide receiver Hakeem Nicks, aka Mr. "Dirty Bird":
vs. New England Patriots' tight end Rob Gronkowski, with his special brand of spiking the football now known as "Gronking":
Personally, my money is on future Dancing with the Stars disco ball trophy winner Victor Cruz and Hakeem Nicks -- and the Giants.
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