[Anyone who is or was the mother of a curious boy will appreciate this.]
While I appreciate your enthusiasm for scientific experimentation and laud your quest for empirical knowledge…we need to clarify a few things.
The toilet is not designed to determine whether small rubber animals sink or float. Especially when flushed.
The purpose of a ceiling fan is not to test your reflexes. Unanticipated outcomes are almost guaranteed.
The microwave is not a science lab. One of two things will happen, no matter what you put in there: it will melt or it will explode. Neither outcome will make me happy.
MomAnd speaking of microwaves and science labs... ;-)
You're welcome, Liz!