Okay, maybe these six Halloween costumes are not the worst Halloween costumes ever, but they come pretty close.
First up, from the "Sexy Sesame Street" line, which is just plain wrong, Sexy Cookie Monster:
Also from the Sexy Sesame Street line, whose tagline should be "Turning Tricks for Treats," Sexy Big Bird:
(I drew the line at Sexy Elmo.)
Sesame not your flowering plant of choice? How about dressing up as medicinal marijuana this Halloween?
Though dressing up as medicinal marijuana beats going trick-or-treating as a(n unused) condom wrapper...
or a vibrator, which maybe the worst Halloween costume ever. (And yes, this is a real costume, for sale on Amazon.com.)
Though this Borat in a mankini costume may be a close second.
Think you know of a worse Halloween costume? Leave me a comment -- and a link.
Open Thread: After the Balls-Up
1 hour ago