Sunday, October 3, 2010

Sexy man, definition of

No, I am not referring to New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, who led the Jets to a 38-14 victory over the Buffalo Bills in Buffalo this afternoon. (Though I know many women who find Mark Sanchez very sexy.)

I am, of course, referring to the man who, after a hard day of computer troubleshooting, slaved over a hot stove and oven all afternoon making his ladies a delicious dinner of homemade Buffalo-style chicken wings (in honor of the New York Jets trouncing the Buffalo Bills -- sorry, Dave S.) and potato skins -- then helped me clean up and... vacuumed the floor (with the Valentine's Day present he gave me).

If that isn't the definition of sexy, ladies, I don't know what is. (And look how cute he looks in his yellow latex gloves and apron. Swoon.)

In the words of Salt N Pepa (and En Vogue), what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. (Yes, he is.)


Kendor said...

Clean the rug this afternoon. Entertain guests tonight!

Paula said...

Wait a minute...a vacuuming appliance for a Valentine's Day gift???

J. said...

A friend just left this comment on my Facebook page, which I felt I had to share:

"I don't know.... I might opt for Mark Sanchez and just hire a maid."

She may have a point. ;-)

Dave S. said...

What, no "Kiss the Cook" apron? And barefoot in the kitchen? Not only does that perpetuate a stereotype, expect a visit from the Health Department.

Kendor, do both activities involve the vacuum? Better close the curtains.

As for the Bills, I'll feel bad for them when they lose games they deserve to win. I am beginning to suspect that will not happen until they relocate, thus depriving New York of its last professional football team.

J. said...

@Kendor: Wait, you cleaned the rug?

@Paula: That is correct, Paula. See what a wonderful boss you have? :-)

@Dave S.: Clearly I need to get the spouse this apron for Hanukkah -- and a pair of those gel/beach sandals. As for the Bill, I thought Brian Fitzgerald was awesome, though every time we heard his name, the spouse and I would add "and Gerald fits Brian." (Yes, we are 12.)

Ange said...

You're right, this is a sexy man. I want your man ;-P

Betsy said...

Yep. Definitely sexy!