In honor of Patriots' Day (which is today), I give you "The Midnight Tweet of Paul Revere," a modern take on Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's "The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere," had, you know, Longfellow had a Twitter account -- or had Paul Revere had Twitter (like the Department of Homeland Security) instead of horses and lanterns to alert the Colonists that the British were coming.
Note: "The Midnight Tweet of Paul Revere" was conceived and acted by a good friend of my daughter's (with some help from her dad and a friend). And my tricorn is off to them for doing a most excellent job. Also, if you like the video, please share it on Facebook and Twitter. Thank you.
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