Forget teacup pigs, miniature horses and giant rabbits, and baby elephants. What I really need is a petite lap giraffe from Sokoblovsky Farms, Russia's Finest Purveyors of Miniature Lap Giraffes -- just like you've seen on those DirecTV ads. (Click on the link, above, to see the miniature giraffe cam.)
Just remember, Mother's Day is less than two months away....
[H/T to friend of the blog CRR]
*OK, technically I'm No. 172,268 on the wait list, BUT someday I will has petite lap giraffe.