In other "breaking" news:
* The rich are getting richer.
* The poor are getting poorer.
* It's Monday.
Btw, all of the above stories are true -- and all appeared on the front page of several newspapers and websites today. (And news organizations wonder why people don't take them seriously anymore.)
Re today's breaking news...

As for Sarah Palin's Fox News stint, Sean Hannity has already volunteered his
lap help. (Or she could become Conan O'Brien's new sidekick, if he leaves NBC for Fox this spring -- or else his
new master thespian.)

As for
American Idol: Let me know if you'd like
me to cover American Idol again this season, which starts up again,
sans Paula Abdul, tomorrow tonight.

As for Mark McGwire, I know you all are as shocked - SHOCKED - as I am by this breaking news. Can't wait to hear what
drugs advice he'll be giving Cardinals batters as their new hitting coach.
3 comments:
Four perfect boobs.
I forgot you were such a big American Idol fan! There was a great article about Simon in British GQ that we bought while in London. In fact, he was the cover boy.
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/simon-cowells-business-partner-confirms-plans-to-bring-the-x-factor-stateside/32007
I have never seen Idol but I can tell you this Simon certainly has ambitions! :P
Another reason to NOT watch Fox News!
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