What you are about to read is the truth.
I have many secrets, and now, finally, I will reveal some of them to you.
I have 18 shades.
And I warn you, some of them are quite blue.
Others are opaque. So no one can see me.
Some are translucent, shedding just a hint of light on what really goes on here.
Look closely, however, and you just might spy a glimpse of pussy...
(Geez, people. Get your minds out of the gutter.)
To be continued...?
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