Thursday, May 31, 2012

18 Shades of J., Chapter 2: Dirty laundry

I promised you I would reveal more secrets, dear reader, and I am a woman who keeps my promises. When it is convenient.

While some women go to great lengths to hide it, today I will share with you my dirty laundry. Not all of it, of course. For I doubt you could handle it. Indeed, the shear weight of it could make a man's knees buckle.

And while I am not usually one to kiss and tell, I confess there must be a hundred kisses contained in that basket, if not more. Fortunately, in a few hours, less, I will have washed away all my stains and no one will be the wiser.

You want me to tell you another secret?

I did not make the bed this morning.

I can see your shock. But I could not give a sheet. I am a busy woman with many masters to please.

Ah, look at the time. I fear I must go, dear friends. The pool boy will be here any minute. But if you would like me to reveal another secret, leave a Comment.

[To read 18 Shades of J., the first chapter, click here.]


Anonymous said...

You didn’t make the bed, but you hid the handcuffs and blindfolds? Clever girl.

Can’t wait for Chapter 3: The Shower (synopsis – J cleans her shower).

J. said...

From one of my Facebook followers:

"Can we just get to the story involving the pool boy, donkey and peanut butter?!"

Uh, no.

Anonymous said...

And here I thought this was going to be going down the path of the storyline for the book summary for Fifty Shades of Grey!