Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Which bitch has the real...

(rhymes with "bits")?

I'm pretty sure it's not the one in the bikini...



































Btw, for those of you who do not regularly drool over "read" Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition, that would be Kate Upton, a surgically enhanced* 19-year-old from Florida. And for those of you who do not regularly watch the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, that other picture would be Ch Protocol's Veni Vidi Vici, aka Fifi or the Fifinator, the bitch who won the Working Group (and a champion Doberman Pinscher). I will leave you all to figure out which bitch is which -- and who has the real tits.

[A quick aside re last night's Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show finale. I cannot believe the Pekingese, Malachy, won Best in Show. Best in Show? More like Best in Mop. Sheesh.]

*Can someone please explain what could compel a beautiful teenage girl to have totally unnecessary elective surgery? I find this trend very disturbing.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like the bitch with the real ones. Very elegant.

By the way: 7:53am was a little early to look at a 19 year old in a bikini.

J. said...

Clearly you are not a male.

Another David S. said...

Who says the boobs are fake? They look real to me. Fake ones wouldn't lie so flat. Other pics of her around the Web (esp. of her in motion) bear this out. Just 'cause they're big doesn't mean they're fake! I smell a lawsuit... ;-)

J. said...

@Another David S., well if you and Celebrity Plastic Surgery both think they are real, they must be! But they sure look fake to me (and other women I know, and not because they are big but because the look like someone taped two round balloons to her chest).

Another David S. said...

If you need to spot a fake breast, you ask a man, not a woman. ;-) It's the hetero equivalent of gaydar...