Friday, March 6, 2009

So how did A-Rod (aka Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez) really injur his hip?

Was it:

a) Too many performance enhancing injections? (Though five doctors swore to the Daily News that that was not the case. Uh huh.)

b) Too many late-night performances with Madonna?

c) Too many years of dancing "the bump" as a kid?

d) He was bitten by a rabid Red Sox fan?

3/8/09 @ 11:20 A.M. ET: THIS JUST IN: Rodriguez is now going to have hip surgery TOMORROW. Per the report, A-Rod will be having hip surgery in Vail, CO, and will be out a minimum of six weeks. And doctors say he will likely need another surgery after the season. So who will the Yankees get to replace A-Rod's bat? And do you think the doctors will be putting bionics or nanotechnology into A-Rod? Let the rumors start flying!


Dave S. said...

D is redundant. Go Sox (foam, foam)!

I believe he injured it while attending Reggie Jackson's clinic on interfering with the ball while baserunning.

larissa said...

It's all Madonna
There is no way he did drugs
And I am quite tall

Cee Bee said...

I'll take "b" for $100 Alex. Did you see that Sex book she came out with a few years back?! That would do a number on anyone's hip!

EMM said...

He's faking it. Oh poor A-Rod will "have" to sit out the 1st part of the season so that he can hide from the media and the attention his little scandal will bring to the ever whining Yankees.

Go Sox (and Nationals)!!!

J. said...

LOVE the comments! You guys are very funny. Keep 'em coming! : )

Powaqqatsi said...

I agree with larissa & Cee Bee. I bet he lost on a dare in a Truth or Dare contest with Madonna involving advanced Kama Sutra positions.