A satirical blog about life, sports, cats and dogs, politics and politicians, books, sex, food, music, and whatever else I feel like writing about.
Sunday, February 23, 2014
A guy's worst fear?
Okay, maybe waking up one morning to discover your girlfriend or wife had mysteriously gone from a D-cup to an A-cup is not a guy's worst fear*. But it's probably a close second (or third)**.
Though now that I think of it, considering how many women undergo breast augmentations and reconstructive surgery, having small breasts, or waking up to find your breasts have shrunk or disappeared, may be a woman's worst fear***.
[A tip of my bra strap to friend of the blog Another David S., who sent me the "Ghost Tits" video, featuring the lovely Olivia Munn, and who doesn't judge a woman by her bra size.]
*That would probably be waking up to find someone cut off your penis. Or you ran out of beer and all the liquor or package stores were closed.
**See the bit at the top of the page, in the header, about this being a satiricalblog. ***Before all you breast cancer survivors and relatives of women with breast cancer start leaving nasty comments about how incredibly insensitive that video is (and by extension how insensitive I am), see the note above and take a deep breath. No one is making fun of breast cancer. Thank you.
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