[Anyone who is or was the mother of a curious boy will appreciate this.]
Dear Boys,
While I appreciate your enthusiasm for scientific experimentation and laud your quest for empirical knowledge…we need to clarify a few things.
The toilet is not designed to determine whether small rubber animals sink or float. Especially when flushed.
The purpose of a ceiling fan is not to test your reflexes. Unanticipated outcomes are almost guaranteed.
The microwave is not a science lab. One of two things will happen, no matter what you put in there: it will melt or it will explode. Neither outcome will make me happy.
Love,
MomAnd speaking of microwaves and science labs... ;-)
You're welcome, Liz!
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3 comments:
Little boys....Oh, little boys...
Though I have to admit, I too would mix shampoo and toothpaste thinking I might discover a replacement fuel for gasoline!!!
Brilliant ad for Moe's.... and as I have stated publicly before, I definitely was involved in doing animal testing as a youth (and I'm NOT proud of it)...
OK, I have to admit, when I was a kid my best friend and I Binaca Blasted my cat. She was not happy, but it did help that tuna breath....
(Vicky Johnson where are you???)
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