Alternate titles: Curls before swine... Hang swine... Pork on, pork off... This post will make you squeal with delight...
Meet Zorro the piglet, "New Zealands's latest surfing sensation" (who really should have been named Duke).
Zorro may be a grommet, but in no time he will be a big porkuna.
(Yes, everything I know about surfing I learned from watching 1960s beach party movies on the ABC 4:30 Movie or listening to Beach Boys albums.)
"A Smooth Sea Never Made a Skillful Sailor"
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