Hey, it's Michael Jordan and... OMG KITTENS!!!

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

It is a sad day when basketball legend Michael Jordan is upstaged by --



OMG KITTENS! Can I have a cute, cuddly, kitten shirt made up of furry little white kittens?! Pleeaase? OMG, how cute are those little white furballs?!

Ahem. Getting back to business (but seriously, did you hear those cute little meows? aaaah)... What does it say about former basketball legend Michael Jordan that Hanes felt the need to include kittens, which, as we all know, are irresistible and make everything around them invisible, in an undershirt commercial with him?

A sad day indeed. (Except for the part about kittens.)