Sunday, September 4, 2011

Because I don't have enough to worry about

Cleavage wrinkles?! Are you kidding me? But, hey, when I see cleavage wrinkles being discussed in the pages of The New York Times and on The TODAY Show (albeit by Kathie Lee and Hoda), you know it's a serious problem -- albeit not so much for us (flat-as-a-) board members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

But apparently cleavage wrinkles are a big -- or as they say in the bust biz, a Double-D-size -- problem. And not just here in the good ole U.S. of A.

Fortunately, to address this pressing problem, a whole industry has popped up, with products like the ChestSavers' bra, Decollette Pads, and I do not even know how to describe this product called "Kush Support" (pictured above right) -- cleavage porn? And that's not including all the countless creams or cremes out there which women are willing to pay $100/ounce for (or more).

*Sigh.*

All I can say is, I'm glad this is one problem I don't have to worry about. All of you big-busted gals have my sympathy.

And speaking of big-busted gals, if any of you have tried any of these cleavage wrinkle busters, do leave a comment. :-)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a busty gal-I use a pillow.

Dave S. said...

You said "buster." Heh. Heh-heh.

GSA said...

As for inter-titty wrinkles, I see plenty of them on the women at the Sag Harbor gym. They fry the tops of their boobs to show them off and are then stuck with the sun damage that no crème is going to erase.

Ange said...

I remember reading about some sort of boob growing cream when I was a teenager. Thankfully I wasn't rich enough to buy it so just stuck with those "I must, I must, increase my bust" exercises. The good news is, that now I'm a little more "mature" and approaching that *ahem* "change" (which hasn't happened yet!), I've graduated from a Double A to...get this...and A CUP!!!! With the right padding...

J. said...

@Ange, ya know, an A cup in New Zealand is a C cup in the U.S. Better get some anti-wrinkle cleavage cream and start rubbing it in! ;-)

jjv said...

GSA-your experience may be colored by the fact that it is SAG harbor.

I put this down to people with more money than sense.

czechgurl4u said...

Big busted and would NEVER try that crap! OMG.

@ GSA, LMAO!