They invented yarn... just to amuse him.
The Trevi Fountain is his water bowl.
He doesn't require catnip. Other cats gets high licking him.
He holds the world's record in the high jump.
When he sheds, people rush to collect his fur and make it into clothing.
He is... the most interesting cat in the world.
"I don't often get to eat human food, but when I do... I prefer tuna fish.
"Stay hungry my friends."
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