Do you have season tickets to Mets games at Citi Field?
Do you watch Mets games beyond the ninth inning, even when you have to get up for work at 6 a.m. the next morning?
Despite being of otherwise sane mind and fully cognizant of the Mets record and history, do you still watch every game and not-so-secretly hope they will win, even when Johan Santana gives up six runs in the first inning?
Then you, my friend, are a Metsochist -- and suffer from Metsochism.
1 : a sports-related perversion characterized by pleasure in being subjected to pain or humiliation on a nightly (or daily) basis by one's baseball team
2 : pleasure in being abused or dominated : a taste for suffering
— Mets·och·ist (noun): one who takes part in Metsochism
— Mets·och·is·tic (adjective)
— Mets·och·is·ti·cal·ly (adverb)
Sadly, as far as I know, there is no cure.
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