Oh wait. That's not right. Tiger Woods is -- allegedly -- the father of porn star -- I mean adult film actress -- Devon James' nine-year-old son, Austin T. James. (Guess what the "T." stands for!) Per the story that has been making the rounds in the tabloids, James had an affair with Woods (though really, who hasn't?) back in 2000, got preggers, and decided not to tell Woods until the kid (who bares a striking resemblance to Tiger Woods) was six. For those interested, you can read more about the story here.
Al Gore, on the other hand, has allegedly been having a two or three-year affair with Laurie David, the mother of his Oscar-winning baby, An Inconvenient Truth. David, the now ex-wife of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm producer Larry David, however, denies the "rumor," which was first "reported" by Star Magazine (and quickly spread by the likes of The New York Daily News -- and everyone else). Because she was actually having an affair with Tiger Woods. (Okay, I made that one up. Though you never know.)
In other hot (totally meaningless) gossip, Bristol Palin, daughter of former half-term governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, is supposedly getting it on again with her baby daddy Levi Johnston, per Us Magazine. If it's true, I say "Good for them!"
Phew. I think that's enough hot gossip for one blog post, my 500th!
I now return you to your life...
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Not surprised about Al, But Bristol? She must have seen those PlayGirl photos!
Woo hoo on #500! To think that not that long ago you didn't blog...
If you read the DN article at the bottom there's a great quote from James'mother (who has custody of the supposed "love" child.
James' mother, Sandra Brinling, said yesterday that her daughter is a "pathological liar" and that she knows exactly who Austin T.'s real dad is."[My daughter is] only out to lie, steal and cheat," said Brinling, who has custody of the child. "All she is looking for is to get money from [Woods]."
What a world we live in.
You know, this is hard enough to follow without most of the cast of characters having first names for last names.
Someone should have advised Al to curb his enthusiasm.
@Anonymous, Would you kick Levi out of your bed?
@Kendor, I saw/read that, too, but the kid does bear a striking resemblance to Tiger (and who knows if the mother is on the level or just pissed at her daughter). Oh, and thank you for noticing that this was my 500th Blog Post. I will show my appreciation later.
@Dave S., Per one of the articles I read on the subject, Tipper has been trying to get Al to "curb his enthusiasm" (hey, is that anything like "hiking the Appalachian Trail"?) for years. You could say this was the Tippering Point.
Mazel Tov on 500!
Al Gore...eeewwww, he's just creepy. Baby Boomer (or whatever generation they are) sexcapades are gross. Tiger's pathetic story has tipped to the point of being boring. Another woman, another pregnancy or child? Meh.
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