I call foul!
(Also, what's with the cleft chins, New England Patriots?)
Look, I am not one of those women -- or "football babes," as my brother-in-law used to (still?) refer to them -- who watches football just to ogle a bunch of cut guys in tight pants. (Though if a guy happens to look good in his football uniform, who am I to complain?.) But how are Ryan Fitzpatrick and the Jets supposed to compete with that?
Just bring back Tom Brady. Or maybe the Jets should recruit their own superhero.
*Even though I think he is one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game -- certainly the greatest in my adult lifetime.
**Or, more specifically, Bill Belichick.