Btw, for those who think Father's Day is this Sunday, June 10, it's not. It's June 17.Which means you have over a week to buy him a cool present.
Moving right along.... Think how excited dad [either your dad or the father of your child] will be when he wakes up Father's Day morning to the smell of bacon... soap!
Want to get dad really fired up? Get him the iLaunch Rocket Launcher for iPhone. Here's the description from ThinkGeek:
The iLaunch Rocket Launcher is a missile launcher controlled by your iPhone, iPod Touch, or iPad. Licensed by Apple, this beauty will work with any device running iOS 5.0.1 or higher. After a quick charge and setup, you'll be able to strike fear into coworkers as far as 25 feet away. Claim more than 1400 square feet of your office by firing at will....And to defend himself from alien -- or co-worker -- attacks, why not get dad this incredibly awesome Star Trek Electronic Door Chime, which boldly goes where no door chime has gone before.
Next up: the Amazing Tiny Hammock, which, I have to say, is pretty amazing -- and only $14.95 from Stupid.com! The hammock comes in a handy carrying bag and can comfortably (?) fit a full-size adult. Perfect for camping trips -- or afternoon nap breaks at the office!
Potty Putter. (Considering the amount of time most men spend on the can, with this gift, your dad or spouse should be a pro putter in no time!)
Finally, at the end of a long, hard day, dad can crack open a cold one with his Moose Head Bottle Opener. (Hmm... I wonder if there is a matching Squirrel Bottle Opener. Now that would be awesome.)
Speaking of cracking open a cold one, why not get dad a subscription to the Microbrewed Beer of the Month Club while you are at it? And what goes better with nice, cold beer than a subscription to the Pizza of the Month Club or a Father's Day BBQ Gift Basket?
Okay, I believe my work here is done.
[To see past fun Father's Day gift suggestions, click here.]