Or... this guy...
Re the picture of Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum sunbathing in Puerto Rico (at top), who has since apologized for frightening God-fearing Christian families with that shocking photo,which folder would you file it in, "pornography" or "contraceptives"?
Re President Barack Obama, I think I speak on behalf of women everywhere when I say, now there's a chest we can believe in.
Similarly, I think I speak for Americans everywhere when I say, please, Newt, keep your shirt on.
[Re the tags, maybe I should create one titled "political uncoverage."]
She Has Hair Like Tortured Midnight
1 hour ago