Friday, September 10, 2010

Song stuck in your head? Want to dance like one of those sexy guys on TV? Science has the answer!

Just in time for the weekend, I've got fabulous news for those of you who, like me, often find yourself unable to get that certain song out of your head, and, for all my male readers, news from the UK on how you can become a "sexy" dancer and attract the ladies.

First up, a website that claims to have a cure for ear worms (i.e., songs that worm their way into your ear then get stuck in your head), unhear it. Unhear it's tagline: "Get that damn song out of your head."

Per the site's founders:

"We created this site for those of you that have a song stuck in your head and you can't get it out no matter what you do. Using the latest techniques in reverse-auditory-melodic-unstickification technology, we've been able to allow our users to 'unhear' songs by hearing equally catchy songs. So all we're doing is making you forget your old song by replacing it with another one... sorry."

Of course, ever since discovering the (highly addictive) site earlier this week, I have been swapping ear worms, though I much prefer the ones I acquired on Unhear it's random song generator. (I think the founders have a thing for 1980s new wave music.)

In other groundbreaking news, scientists in the UK have positively identified what makes a man a "sexy dancer" -- and how (in theory) any man can look like a star on the dance floor -- and attract the ladies -- by using these scientifically proven "sexy dance moves."

HINT: It's all in the left wrist and the right knee, guys!

Per researcher Dr. Nick Neave, "If a man knows what the key moves are, he can get some training and improve his chances of attracting a female through his dance style."

FYI: The following would be classified under "all the wrong moves." (You know who you are.)


Charlene said...

The unhearit link doesn't give a song. Sigh. Sounds like a great idea.

J. said...

@Charlene, I have a feeling you clicked on the image, which is NOT a link to Unhear it -- which is why I just deleted it. Try clicking on the hyperlink.

Dave S. said...

The industrial strength Drano of earworm removal is, of course, "Sister Christian." Unless of course you have that song stuck in your head.