Ah September, when a Mets fan's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of... football. (My apologies to Lord Tennyson.)
Though I am not feeling especially confident this season about my New York Giants' chances of making it to the Super Bowl (at their own stadium) this year, at least Giants management and fans are confident (for now) about their starting quarterback, Eli Manning, who sports not one but two Super Bowl rings. And it looks as though popular wide receiver Victor Cruz will be healthy enough to salsa in the end zone at the Giants opener Sunday against the Cowboys in Dallas. Yay! (No word yet on defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul, though he will most likely not play until Week 2.)
As for the Jets, they are pretty much doomed. Call it the Curse of Tim Tebow. (I do.) Or All Woody Johnson's Fault. (Ditto. See below.)
Just when you thought that organization would have learned from last year's circus... management somehow looks like an even bigger bunch of clowns this season.
Personally, I blame Jets owner Woody Johnson. If only instead of hiring Tim Tebow to play quarterback** last season he had surrounded soon-to-be-former Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez with a better offensive line and receivers... and someone other than Tony Sparano as the offensive coordinator.... (Talk about an offensive line.)
Anyway, I will be (pleasantly?) surprised if a) Week 1 Jets starting QB Geno Smith isn't repeatedly tackled and/or intercepted; b) Jets new backup quarterback Brady Quinn does a whole lot better in Week 3 (assuming Sanchez is cut, which I do); c) coach Rex Ryan isn't fired midway through the season (or has his contract renewed for another season); d) the Jets get over .500 this season; or e) all of the above.
Now if only the Giants stay healthy....
So, who are you all rooting for this season? And who do you think will be playing at MetLife Stadium on February 2, 2014? (And who thinks they should have put a retractable roof on the stadium, especially considering that two teams share the facility and New York is a huge market and is not exactly in the tropics or sub-tropics?)
*Actually, I was so giddy about the start of the professional football
season, which kicks off tonight, I broke out my New York Giants thong
earlier this week. (My New York Jets thong, however, has been relegated
to the back of the underwear drawer, where it pretty much sat out last
season, in protest to the Jets picking up Tim Tebow... and for other reasons.)
**Seriously, WTF? At least Bill Belichick saw the error of his ways before Week 1 and had the sense to cut Tebow.
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I recently spent a couple of weeks in Western NY and was treated to the full range of Bills homerism. Listening to a preseason game on the radio I heard every variant of "Gosh that was almost a great defensive play, gain of 20 for the [non-Bills]." "Yeah he really almost hustled over there in time." Poor bastards.
That being said, Go Bills. I suspect the Bills and Jets are eyeing each other as their two "gimme" games for the season.
@Dave S., I don't know about you (or your fellow Bills fans), but I was looking forward to seeing "What a Tuel!" headlines come Monday morning. So disappointed. (Btw, Jim Leonhard should be a nice addition to the Bills roster. Good pickup. Good guy.)
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