Just when you thought you'd seen it all in terms of personal hygiene products, along comes POO-POURRI, "a blend of essential oils that virtually eliminates bathroom odors!" (Seriously, you cannot make this sh*t up. But now you can cover it up... with POO-POURRI!)
Scents include Deja Poo, Sh*ttin' Pretty, and No. 2.
But POO-POURRI isn't just for women. Manly scents include Royal Flush, Heavy Doody, and Nature's Call.
I know what you are thinking: Is this sh*t for real? It is. And before you poo-poo the idea of an eau de toilette that masks the odor of the toilet, check out the Amazon reviews. Indeed, one spritz of POO-POURRI before-you-go toilet spray and you'll be saying "Crap! Where has POO-POURRI been all my life?"
This has been a public service announcement.