Oh the things people search online for...

and somehow wind up on this blog.

Following are some of my favorite search terms or keywords that brought people to J-TWO-O:

"let cupcake seduce you with her naughty spandex dance"

[Best wishes to Cupcake, but I do not recall putting up her video clip. Though my spandex post is quite popular. ]

"did you ever blow up a frog with firecrackers"

[I blame this entirely on the spouse, and this post.]

"sex cucumbers"

[Very popular in N.E. Pennsylvania, apparently.]

"smurf balloon tutorial"

[Really, there are smurfs giving tutorials about balloons? Who knew?!]

"the great gazoo jumped the shark"

[So true. As did Karl Rove.]

There were also many (and I mean MANY) people who came looking for Spanx for men or underwear that would enhance their penis (or versions of these); people who wanted to know model Brooklyn Decker's bra size and/or people looking for hot female golfers; people who wanted to know more about Mike Pelfrey's hand-licking; and people looking for that Peak Freans jingle ("Peak Freans are a very serious cookie...").

Now you know.