I am, of course, referring to... The Spooning Dilemma. And what you're supposed to do with that other arm.
|Drawing by Christoph Neimann|
For centuries, men have been losing sensation in one arm (and have been nearly asphyxiated by a mouthful of hair) as they attempted to cuddle, or spoon, with their partners. And I think it is high time, in an age where we have mattresses that contour to your body and can go up and down, that someone invents a mattress, or a device, to allow for proper spooning.
So, all you engineers and scientists and sleep experts, get on it. The arm you save could be your own.