Friday, January 31, 2014

Why the Denver Broncos will win Super Bowl XLVIII

Why do I think that the Denver Broncos will defeat the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLVIII? I'll give you three (3) reasons.

1. Peyton Manning, the Super Bowl-winning quarterback of the Denver Broncos, who holds the record for both touchdowns and passing yards this season. And happens to be very funny (though I can't stand those Papa John's commercials).

2. Puppies. As we all know, puppies are hardly ever wrong when picking the winner of the Super Bowl. (They are also incredibly cute.) And this year, both Jimmy Fallon's puppies and Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl X puppies BOTH went for the Denver Broncos.

3. It is the Chinese Year of the Horse. Broncos. Year of the Horse. Enough said.

UPDATE: Who knew puppies could be so wrong? Worst Super Bowl ever. So disappointed. Though the Bruno Mars halftime show totally rocked. 


Anonymous said...

So now you believe in the power of the Manning????

That would have been my reason 1, 2, and 3-though it is nice to a little support from the puppies.

I don't have a horse in this race, but feeling Bronco Orange.

BTW-those Asian Minions are pretty darn cute!!! Just don't let your guard down!

Cuz said...

Seattle will win because Carroll is a "Deadhead" and will be victorious in the "Stoner Bowl".

larissa said...

Mai yay kah yoshi
Po ishina ma namah
Commence Stoner Bowl

Dee Caf said...

Where's the Bronco's thong?

J. said...

@Dee Caf, I looked for a photo of a Broncos thong, but I was unable to find one (or one I liked). Clearly a failing in the marketplace.

@Anonymous, I have always believed in the power of Peyton. Would have been nice if Eli and the Giants were playing in the Super Bowl this year, but the Giants SUCKED.