OMG, where has this ringtone been all my life -- or even an hour ago when my mother called me on my cell phone in a panic (after calling the home phone and not getting an answer) to ask which kind of Bass Ale she should get for a party she is having tomorrow?!
Unfortunately, I was unable to embed the Your Mom Is Calling Relaxation Ringtone here (click on the link above to check it out), but here is what the soothing voice says:
"Your mom is calling...
but she can wait.
First, let's relax our shoulders and take a deep breath in...
Now, you may answer your phone."
I could listen to that ringtone all morning.
[H/T to FOB Larissa. Thank you thank you thank you.]