Sunday, April 5, 2009

Time to mow the lawn!

Ah spring. When all the world is green and fertile. Time to pick up sticks, lay down some fertilizer, and break out the lawn mower.

But forget about that big ole zero-turn John Deere or that Personal Pace Self Propel Toro, ladies.

Instead try something a bit more handy, courtesy of Wilkinson Sword. I guarantee you'll never think of "mowing the lawn" the same way again.



[H/T to my friend, P., for sending me the link.]

8 comments:

EMM said...

I will neither confirm nor deny that subjecting oneself to a laser will keep one from having to do yardwork.

Powaqqatsi said...

Indeed, you have recast a dull chore into an exciting more feral state. I may have to rethink my proclivity to pay for such services and take tool in hand myself ... so to speak.

J. said...

Just as long as it's not a "super" laser, EMM. Someone could lose a leg!

Happy to oblige, Powa. (The spouse got a good chuckle out of that one. ; )

Anonymous said...

In fact, razor cutting is the worst for most lawns. It encourages those pestilential weeds to come bumping up. Nonetheless, a zingy commercial.

Anonymous said...

Why do you think she is carrying her kitty outside???? Anyone???

J. said...

I will leave it to Dave S. or some other intrepid commenter to answer that question, Anonymous.

As for me, I think it's best to leaving mowing the lawn to the professionals. ; )

Dave S. said...

Bush league...

Sorry for the late response, but I've been stuck in the weeds for a while and only now have been able to come up for air.

After reading this post, this article is hysterical.

J. said...

Better late than never, Dave S., though I now have visuals I would rather not have. : X

Re the article, that IS funny, though one would need a sufficiently large turf or field to get truly creative I would think. Maybe this will inspire the people at Wilkinson Sword to come up with a new line of mowing tools.