Ah spring. When all the world is green and fertile. Time to pick up sticks, lay down some fertilizer, and break out the lawn mower.
But forget about that big ole zero-turn John Deere or that Personal Pace Self Propel Toro, ladies.
Instead try something a bit more handy, courtesy of Wilkinson Sword. I guarantee you'll never think of "mowing the lawn" the same way again.
[H/T to my friend, P., for sending me the link.]
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I will neither confirm nor deny that subjecting oneself to a laser will keep one from having to do yardwork.
Indeed, you have recast a dull chore into an exciting more feral state. I may have to rethink my proclivity to pay for such services and take tool in hand myself ... so to speak.
Just as long as it's not a "super" laser, EMM. Someone could lose a leg!
Happy to oblige, Powa. (The spouse got a good chuckle out of that one. ; )
In fact, razor cutting is the worst for most lawns. It encourages those pestilential weeds to come bumping up. Nonetheless, a zingy commercial.
Why do you think she is carrying her kitty outside???? Anyone???
I will leave it to Dave S. or some other intrepid commenter to answer that question, Anonymous.
As for me, I think it's best to leaving mowing the lawn to the professionals. ; )
Bush league...
Sorry for the late response, but I've been stuck in the weeds for a while and only now have been able to come up for air.
After reading this post, this article is hysterical.
Better late than never, Dave S., though I now have visuals I would rather not have. : X
Re the article, that IS funny, though one would need a sufficiently large turf or field to get truly creative I would think. Maybe this will inspire the people at Wilkinson Sword to come up with a new line of mowing tools.
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