You're not alone.
Bears have been making a lot of news of late -- from Bear Stearns to the current bear market to stories and a live video of a bear running around Totowa, New Jersey, on Monday (apparently just one of many recent bear sightings in New Jersey).
But my current favorite bear story may be this one, featured on Monday's "Today Show" and on the front page of MSNBC:
Maybe Stephen Colbert was right to be afraid...
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