Yes, folks, it's time to put the Ho back in Halloween. And this year's crop of sexy Halloween costumes promises to be a real treat for us sexy Halloween costume aficionados.
So, without further ado, here are my top sex -- I mean SIX -- picks for 2015's sexiest (as in, most ridiculous) Halloween costume.
First up, the corniest Halloween costume I've ever seen.
Next up, the Naughty Nemo Costume. (Just saying "Naughty Nemo Costume" makes me happy.)
There's definitely something fishy about this little outfit (like the fact that Nemo was a boy fish). Hey, you Halloween costume designers, quit clowning around!
And speaking of orange.... This sexy Womens Prison Jumpsuit Costume is practically criminal. (Orange is the new bawd?)
Dig the crazy handcuff (chastity?) belt!
I may go to Hell for posting this next costume, known as the Heavenly Hottie Nun Costume, one of MANY sexy nun costumes I found online. (Saints preserve us.)
Moving into the political realm, my next nominee for sexiest (or most preposterous) Halloween costume for 2015 is the Donna T. Rumpshaker (aka Sexy Donald Trump) Costume.
Costumes like these are making Halloween great again, my friends. (Or not.)
Unfortunately, I was unable to find a Sexy Hillary Clinton Halloween Costume. (Though I did find a lot of scary looking Hillary Halloween masks.) Sorry Bill.
But never fear, there is always the Sexy Nerd School Girl Costume....
Unfortunately, I cannot show my pick for men's sexiest (if by sexy you mean ROTFL) Halloween costume, the Heavy Hose Fireman Costume, which comes in Small, Medium (currently sold out), Large, and Extra Large. But you can always click on the link if you're burning to know what it looks like.
Happy Halloween, y'all.