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Tuesday, November 11, 2014
To boldly shave where no man has shaved before
So apparently, manscaping is still a thing. And Gillette isn't the only one to get into the act. Now Schick has entered the jungle (so to speak), advertising the new Schick Hydro Machete Groomer razor for men with a new video and original song titled "Crib in My Pants."
Pay attention, guys.
Hey, it's not like we're asking you to wax or do laser. (Though what's good for the goose....)
Fave line: "I went into the forest. I couldn't see any tree."
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