(Our black cat, Felix, at right, most definitely falls into the slutty cat camp.)
What is the difference, or how can you tell if your feline is a slutty cat or a scaredy cat (though really, it's probably obvious)? Just refer to the handy Slutty Cat vs. Scaredy Cat table below.
Slutty Cat
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Scaredy Cat
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When the doorbell rings, your cat runs to see who it is.
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When the doorbell rings, your cat runs under the bed.
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When a new person enters the house, your cat rubs up against his or
her leg and waits (or demands) to be pet.
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When a new person enters the house, your cat immediately puts her
ears back and hisses at the stranger.
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You constantly find yourself with a cat in your lap.
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You constantly find yourself looking for your cat.
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When you go to the vet, everyone coos over your cat – and leave with
new admirers.
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When you go to the vet, everyone wears protective gloves – and you
thank God you don’t have to go for another year.
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Your cat’s affection can be had with a can of tuna fish.
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Your cat’s affection cannot be had, not for all the tuna fish in the
world.
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Your cat purrs so loud (and so often) you often can’t think.
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Your cat hisses so often, you have learned to leave her alone.
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You come home from a trip and your cat is at the door, happy and
excited to greet you.
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You come home from a trip and immediately set about looking for your
cat, worried it has run off in your absence.
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1 comment:
Leo=slutty; Stracci=very slutty.
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