No, it's an almost ripe Monstera Deliciosa in an empty canola mayo jar.
This (below) is what the spouse and the teenager brought home from their shopping run last weekend. (The teenager is very into cooking and trying new foods.) Looks strange but innocent enough, no?
Little did we know what happens to a Monstera Deliciosa as it ripens. (And no, deliciosa is not Spanish for penis.)
And no, I have no idea how you eat this thing. Though I hear it is delicious -- and tastes similar to a pineapple.
Consider this an open thread....
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