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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Two Weeks Notice (George W. Bush Employment Termination Letter)
We the People Everywhere, USA
January 6, 2009
President George W. Bush 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW Washington, DC 20500
Re: Termination of Employment
Dear President Bush,
This is to inform you that your services to the United States of America are no longer required and that your employment with the United States Government, on behalf of We the People, will be terminated as of January 20, 2009.
This letter serves as two (2) weeks notice of your termination. Given that you are being terminated with cause (incompetence), this notice is being given as a courtesy to you. The statutory law does not require an employer ("We the People") to provide any notice when an employee is terminated for cause. However, despite your incompetence (two wars, "Mission Accomplished," Katrina, etc.), We the People will be providing you with a Federal Pension and Retirement Benefits per the Former Presidents Act.
Please remove your and your family’s belongings from the White House on or before January 20, 2009 – and take Dick Cheney and the rest of your sorry administration and go.
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