Charlie Sheen, the Next Food Network Star

When I first heard about this Funny or Die video, titled "Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes," I thought it was a joke. But I actually think Sheen may be onto something here. After all, if the (former) drug-using, chain-smoking, manic Anthony Bourdain can have a successful show about food and cooking, why not (former?) drug-using, chain-smoking, manic Charlie Sheen? Winning!

Anyway, take a look at "Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes" -- and tell me that you don't think Food Network should not snatch this guy up pronto.

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen

Seriously, Sheen could be the next Emeril Lagasse. Just replace "Bam!" with "Winning!"

Jimmy Kimmel on Charlie Sheen, goddesses (VIDEOS)

Forget Jay Leno and David Letterman -- even Conan O'Brien. Jimmy Kimmel is hands down the most brilliant late night television comedian/host. Who can forget Kimmel's "Handsome Men's Club"? (I know I can't.)

And now we have Charlie Sheen, Hollywood's latest gift to Jimmy Kimmel.

First there was the Kimmel Kartoon "Charlie Brown and Charlie Sheen," where Jimmy Kimmel mashed up a recent Charlie Sheen interview with a Peanuts cartoon...



And more recently there was "The Jetsons and Charlie Sheen," a mashup of The Jetsons and Charlie Sheen's interview with Piers Morgan...



I know what you're thinking: Forget the drugs. What about the goddesses? Never fear. You want goddesses, check out Jimmy Kimmel's Hottie Body Hump Club video, featuring Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and a bevy of Hollywood beauties. (Talk about goddesses.)



Brilliant.