There was a telephone
A red telephone
And a picture of
Donald Trump, a yuge picture
And there was Giuliani, Gingrich, and Christie each in a chair
And two little hands
On some guy with cotton candy hair
And a model of Trump Tower
And a buxom blonde and brunette
And a tanning bed and a comb and a brush
And Kellyanne Conway who was whispering "hush"
Goodbye Hillary
Goodbye Bill
The popular vote counted for nil
Goodbye Obama
Goodbye Obamacare
Goodbye Roe v Wade
Goodbye women's rights for another decade
Goodbye big data
Goodbye polls
Hello Breitbart
And Internet trolls
Goodbye Muslims
and Mexicans and all you non-whites
Hello walls and guns
and buttons that make BOOM in the night
Goodbye science
Goodbye reason
Welcome to the crazy season
Goodbye environment
Goodbye regulation
Be scared all you LGBT
It's open season
Goodbye tolerance
Goodbye dreams
Hello bullying and children's screams
Goodbye to hope
Hello to fear
Hope we make it
through the next four years
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6 comments:
Le sigh. Well done. I've felt like puking for about 12 hours now, so on the bright side, maybe I'll drop a few pounds! Hang in there, my friend...
Goodbye Science and reason
Welcome to the crazy season.
Dont forget Goodbye Environment
And goodbye retirement
But I never cried about Goodnight Moon.
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