Penguins sighted in Connecticut!

In yet more stunning proof of the dramatic climate change that has been occurring, two penguins were recently sighted in Connecticut, tubing down a large snow bank.






















The penguins appeared to be in good condition -- well fed and enjoying the snow. Animal control has not yet been contacted.

One too many

As in "one too many snow days," or "professional days" in the case of today. Either way, all this snow and ice and sub-freezing weather and being stuck inside for days on end was bound to result in drinking.

Just didn't think it would be the stuffed animals. Then again, they have a history of misbehaving.












Also, I caught them watching this. (Which is probably not safe for work or homes where young children may wonder in and ask you embarrassing questions. Am so ashamed.)

While the kid's away, the stuffed animals will play...

Or "When Stuffed Animals Go Bad."

I decided not to publish the drunken, boozy pics (which were not pretty). But as a public service, I decided to share these telling photos, so you can prevent such goings on from happening at your house, when your child goes off to sleepaway camp for three weeks, and certain stuffed animals don't make the cut, get left behind, and get bored and ornery.