I didn't realize that men's underwear was biased towards righties, but apparently the (left-handed?) designers and marketers at Hom have a better grasp of this (ahem) issue than I do, as well as the balls to rectify the situation.Per an investigative report in the London Daily Telegraph, "While boxer shorts usually have a central opening, Y-fronts and trunks traditionally have a right-handed opening, making it potentially more tricky for left-handed men when they are standing at a urinal" (or need to whip it out for some other pressing reason).
To which I say: Who knew?
But thanks to Hom's new underwear, now lefties everywhere can whip it out the way God intended them to. Southpaws rejoice!
(Btw, you can pick up a pair of the Hom H1 Original Maxi Trunk or Hipster for lefties online at BeCheeky.com and at other fine stores.)
UPDATED: "Be twice the man in Y-front"?! Anybody care to explain?
I am once again reminded at how lazy and gross boys are. Why can't they just pull em down like the rest of us?!
ReplyDeleteI fear the unintended consequences. Fewer boys will learn how to be ambidextrous.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous,
ReplyDeleteThe one-word answer to your question is "urinals."
At first I thought the post title said "left-hanging" men and I thought the last niche was about to be filled. So to speak.
To Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteWe *do* pull 'em down--at least those of us who can't fit through those little openings (no matter what side they're on).
And btw, I am a lefty, but I long ago learned to...ahem...adjust to this biased righthanded world we live in. Hmpf.