J-TWO-O

A satirical blog about life, sports, cats and dogs, politics and politicians, books, sex, food, music, and whatever else I feel like writing about.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Where's your beach?

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As a kid, I didn't like, or appreciate, the beach. The ocean scared me -- and was too cold. The sand got in everything -- and was too ho...
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Friday, July 18, 2014

Is your feline a slutty cat or a scaredy cat?

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Over the years, I have come to realize there are basically two types of cats: slutty cats and scaredy cats. (Our black cat, Felix, at ri...
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Monday, July 14, 2014

When the obvious, easy, or simple solution isn't

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I like to think of myself as a rational, logical being. Someone who values facts over fiction or emotion. Who goes looking for the truth -...
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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Finally, a cure for selfie addiction

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Do you snap photos of yourself with friends and/or family, with your pets, at events, or in the bathroom -- and immediately post them on I...
Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Teaching your daughter the facts of life

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First a couple of quick disclaimers: 1. By "facts of life" I am not referring the 1980s TV series The Facts of Life . Though you...
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Friday, July 4, 2014

What life would be like if the Brits had won?

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If the British won the Revolutionary War (aka the American War of Independence)... Would Thomas' English Muffins just be crumpets? ...
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Tuesday, July 1, 2014

The Belgian Dilemma (World Cup Woes)

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As Team USA prepares to play the Belgium National Football Team in the knockout round of the 2014 FIFA World Cup this afternoon, American fo...
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