J-TWO-O

A satirical blog about life, sports, cats and dogs, politics and politicians, books, sex, food, music, and whatever else I feel like writing about.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

They're stealthy... they're fast... they're... ninja cats!

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Or "les chat ninjas," for my readers who speak (or read) French. Ninja cats... defying the laws of gravity... masters of stealth.....
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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Liquid-Plumr makes a porno (real ad)

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I like having my drain pipe snaked just as much as the next happy homemaker, but seriously, Liquid-Plumr, "Double Impact"?! Why no...
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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

So "smart," even an elephant can use it

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Smart phone? More like smart elephant. Still, if Peter the Elephant can figure out how to use the Samsung GALAXY Note smart phone (without ...
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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Maybe the Jets should change their name...

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to the New York* Beefcakes. First they sign a quarterback, Mark Sanchez, who keeps showing up in GQ (often half dressed)... (Sigh. I never ...
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Monday, March 26, 2012

And now a word about poetry

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I am not a big fan of poetry (though I love a good limerick and a witty haiku). Maybe it's because I didn't have a middle school or ...
Saturday, March 24, 2012

The things guys will do to get a free pizza!

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This may be the strangest promotion I've ever heard of. In honor of March Madness, Urology Associates of Cape Cod is offering guys a fre...
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Thursday, March 22, 2012

God save the Queen...

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from being a Chia pet ... I know the British are big fans of gardening, and that Prince Charles is all about making things greener, but grow...
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