J-TWO-O

A satirical blog about life, sports, cats and dogs, politics and politicians, books, sex, food, music, and whatever else I feel like writing about.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

The Monkees' Davy Jones dead at 66...

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according to TMZ . To all the daydream believers and homecoming queens, this is a very sad day. For those of you unfamiliar with Davy Jones,...
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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Jimmy Fallon, Brian Williams doin' the nasty with Super PACs

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You gotta love Jimmy Fallon's "Slow Jammin' the News with Brian Williams," or Bri Bri Will Wills, as he's known in hep...
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Monday, February 27, 2012

Who says money can't buy happiness?

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Clearly, whoever said "money can't buy happiness" didn't know about The Happy Shop. Note: for those expecting others to pr...
Monday, February 20, 2012

How you know it's almost spring

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Forget that stupid groundhog. Or the unseasonable warm weather we've been having. You know how you can tell it's almost spring? Four...
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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Life with Teenage Girl

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After last year's boy fiasco , we (okay I ) banned our daughter from going out with a boy until she is at least 16. (If I could, I'...
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Which bitch has the real...

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(rhymes with "bits")? I'm pretty sure it's not the one in the bikini... Btw, for those of you who do not regularly drool o...
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Monday, February 13, 2012

I can't give you anything but L-O-V-E, baby

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You know what love is? Love is spending the evening playing Scrabble with your wife when you don't like board games -- and there are a h...
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