J-TWO-O

A satirical blog about life, sports, cats and dogs, politics and politicians, books, sex, food, music, and whatever else I feel like writing about.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

New year's resolutions... for other people

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Forget making resolutions for yourself -- when it's so much easier to tell other people what they should resolve to do! Herewith, presen...
Tuesday, December 27, 2011

This is what happens when you ask Santa for a reindeer

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Twas the night before Christmas , When all through the Keller's house, Not a creature was stirring, Except for a five-foot buck (which s...
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Thursday, December 22, 2011

The JibJab guys say "Buh-Bye" to 2011

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Buh-bye, 2011 -- and good riddance. Amazing the JibJab guys could fit everything in in just over two minutes. (And is it just me or does the...
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

What a load of crap

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No, I'm not talking about the latest dust-up in Congress, or the GOP presidential field. I am, rather, referring to Manure Manager maga...
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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Me-ommm

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Start on your hands and knees in a tabletop position.... Good, good.... Center your head, eyes looking at the floor.... Excellent.... As you...
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Friday, December 9, 2011

Out, out, damn uterus!

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I'm pretty sure "emergency hysterectomy" was not on my Amazon wish list, but SURPRISE! I'm getting one anyway. On Monday. ...
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Thursday, December 8, 2011

Gay and atheist presidents didn't get us into the war in Iraq or the financial crisis

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Love this video from Second City titled "The Partisans: Rick Perry -- Weak, man." Beware God-fearing vagina penetrators! [H/T Ball...
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