J-TWO-O

A satirical blog about life, sports, cats and dogs, politics and politicians, books, sex, food, music, and whatever else I feel like writing about.

Monday, January 31, 2011

One too many

As in "one too many snow days," or "professional days" in the case of today. Either way, all this snow and ice and sub-f...

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Where'd everyone go?

Oh yay, more snow . (That would be sarcasm, for those of you not from NYC.) And two more storms on the way. Yippee. (More sarcasm.) And scho...

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

I may be sticking my neck out here

But don't you think someone at the Santa Barbara Zoo would have noticed that one of their female giraffes was packing on a little weight...

Monday, January 24, 2011

Exercise in peace, Jack LaLanne

Fitness pioneer and healthy eating guru Jack LaLanne finally ran out of juice at the age of 96 yesterday. Didn't even make it onto a S...

Sunday, January 23, 2011

How to raise a smart, happy kid

Wouldn't it be nice if there was some formula parents could simply follow and -- presto! -- you'd have a smart, happy kid? But there...

Thursday, January 20, 2011

No pants required

I give you the 2011 NYC No Pants Subway Ride, orchestrated by Improv Everywhere : Over 3500 exhibitionists, ranging from a few months to 76 ...

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Dear Winter, we are THROUGH

To tell you the truth, I never really liked you. You were always so cold to me. Icy even. Pulling one snow job over me after another. But I ...

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J.: I started this blog to amuse myself, my friends, and my family. If you are not amused, just click on some other blog. You got millions to choose from. If you are amused, spread the word -- and the link! To contact me, send an email to moodyqt33 [at symbol] hotmail.com.

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